this "original story" might not even mess with the current EU
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11.07.2012 , 11:44 AM |
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I have a story that will save the Extended Universe!
So, 30 years after Episode 6, the sun of Nabo is about to go supernova and the Jedi Council promises to save the planet. They dispatch Grand Master Skywalker in a scientific vessel to inject red matter into the centre of the Sun but he is too late. A Gungan mining vessel piloted by Jar-Jar Binks witnesses the entire thing. Swearing revenge on Skywalker, Jar-Jar Binks follows the science vessel into a black hole that transports them both back in time to 20 years prior to Episode 1. Jar-Jar Binks, with complete knowledge of events to come and a technologically superior space ship, hatches an evil plan to destroy the Jedi Order and Republic, one planet at a time.
I envision quite a moving scene where Jar Jar bursts in on Darth Sidious and kills him with his "lightnunchucks". He then proclaims himself a Dark Lord of the Sith.
This is gold.
hmmmm. that sounds familiar! lol That's Star Trek isn't it?