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11.02.2012 , 08:28 PM | #37
When Day's of our Lives is not drama filled enough, where can we but turn except to the great Shakespeare,
my apologies to the Bard

and now Act 1; Scene 1

ROFLMAO & Judgemenot

Two guilds both alike in dignity in fair Imperial Fleet,
Where we lay our scene, from ranked grudge break to new mutiny,
Where pvp blood makes pvp hands unclean,
From forth the fatal loins of these two guilds,
A pair of star crossed pvpers take their fight,
Whose misadventured piteousness overflows to forums, fury their GM's strife.
The fearful passage of their death marked ranked,
And the continuance of their emo rage,
Which but their childish end not could remove,
Is now the 15 minute fame upon our stage.

Chieftain
A dog of the house of the Nightmare Council moves me!

Mosus
The quarrel is between our masters.

Tinkle
And us their men.

Chieftain
Bubble, bubble, mez and bubble.
Am I not a pretty pro player, am I not a pretty pro player?
Here comes the house of The Nightmare Council!

Tinkle
Quarrel, I will back thee.

Chieftain
I will claim them que dodgers; which is a disgrace to them, if they bear it.

Seikier
Do you claim we dodge, sir?

Chieftain
I do claim some dodge, sir!

Seikier
Do you claim we dodge, Sir?

Chieftain
[Aside to Tinkle]
Is the law on our side, if I say ay?

Tinkle
No!

Chieftain
No, sir, I do not say you dodge sir, but I do claim some do, sir.

Tinkle
Do you pvp, sir?

Seikier
Pvp sir! Yes sir.

Chieftain
If you do, sir, I am for you. I am a better man than you.

Seikier
No better!

Chieftain
Indeed better and more pro!

Seikier
You lie. Draw, if you be men.

Mosus
Part, fools! you know not what you do. Put up your Light Sabers.

Stevoo
What, art thou drawn among these heartless noobs?
Turn thee, Mosus, look upon thy death.

Mosus
I do but keep the peace. Put up thy Saber Staff, Or manage
it to part these men with me.

Stevoo
Peace. Peace? Peace is a LIE! I hate the word, As I hate Jedi, all
Republics, and thee.

Nerdrage
Rebellious subjects, enemies to peace,
Throw your mistemper'd weapons to the ground!
On pain of torture, from those bloody hands
Throw your mistemper'd weapons to the ground!
Three civil brawls, bred of an airy word,
By thee, NIghtmare Council, and Chieftain, have thrice disturb'd the quiet of our streets,
If ever you disturb our streets again, your lives shall pay the forfeit of the peace.
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