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10.30.2012 , 10:59 AM |
Prompt: Worlds Collide
Characters: Ald and Captain Malavai Quinn
Say My Name
Ald was beyond happy being bestowed a new crew member who was tastefully attractive without being a giant blue pile of sarcasm. It wasn’t that he hated Vette, but she was poor company for an up and coming Sith Lord such as himself. The officer, however, was perfect. Unquestioning, loyal, and he had a nice bum. Ald wondered briefly if he should dress as an Imperial officer to show off his bum. The thought followed him to the bridge where he was briefly greeted by said officer’s bum before the stiff man turned around and slipped into parade rest.
“My Lord, there is something I wish to discuss with you,” Malavai Quinn announced as the aforementioned Lord entered the bridge.
“There’s something I’d like to discuss with you, as well, Captain,” Ald said kindly.
“After you, my Lord.”
“I prefer to be called Ald.”
“Out of the question, my Lord,” the Captain replied stiffly and quickly.
“If it makes you feel better,” Ald murmured as he shifted and crossed his arms, “you can call me Lord Ald.”
“The furthest I will go is Lord Aldrdinar. It is proper and shows respect.”
“You’re not even saying it right. It’s All-dir-dee-narh.”
“Your file says it is pronounced All-der-de-narh.”
“I know how to pronounce my own name!” Ald huffed.
“Even Darth Baras pronounces it the way the file says,” the Captain replied stiffly.
“I pronounce it differently.”
“You can’t just change how your name is pronounced whenever you feel like it.”
“I’m Sith, I do what I want.”
“Are you arguing with me, Captain?”
The Captain started and shifted uncomfortably. “I wouldn’t dream of it, my Lord.”
“Good. Now, what did you wish to discuss?”
“I need to requisition new pants, my Lord. These are a bit tight in personal areas,” the Captain said stiffly.
“Do I need to sign something?”
The Captain produced a datapad from his magic uniform pockets and handed it to Ald. With a few taps and a beep, Quinn’s new pants were on their way.
“Thank you for attending to this matter, my Lord,” the Captain said gratefully. He gave Ald a small bow then moved to turn back to his duties.
“Anything for you, Captain,” Ald said quietly as he left the bridge.
The Captain’s ear twitched as he picked up his Lord’s last words to him before his departure. He was definitely different from the other Sith Lords he had served. He wasn’t sure that was a good thing.
Quinn's bum is always a "dat a*s" moment for me. Dat a*s.
I'll probably die if you group with me, but I'll go out with both lightsabers drawn stabbing someone in the face. Probably you, but it's cool. Forever Shenanigans!!
Quick Quinn Quotes
Ninety Seven Percent
Ald, the Silly Sith Warrior