Obviously all these people thinking the OP is being rude are American - cos only Americans couldn't see this as being funny! Thanks OP - this made me laugh so much - I love those situations where the FPs have become so boring from doing them so many times and when you get someone that is so new and totally lost its hilarious although you don't say anything and try to help them through and remember your first time through!
Actually us Americans figured it was a namby pamby Euro. See what I did there.
Whoever thought the OP was rude is an idiot regardless of where they are from.
Edit added the was rude, was a bit important.