Sage: Ready to relive your childhood? *picture of lots of floating pebbles*
Sorcerer: You'll get a real CHARGE out of this.
Shadow/Assassin: This is not the Sentinel/Marauder you're looking for.
Smugger: You didn't need those t*sticles, anyway.
Bounty Hunter: This *ss-whooping's tax-free.
AAAAAAAANNNNNDDDD all I got.