Smuggler: You may have the force, and flamethrowers, and a crapton of cybernetics and genetic engineering, but I'm not above kicking you in the nads.
This one made me laugh. A lot of good ones so far. Let's see if we can get more!
One for the Sith Sorcerer:
"Just a disgruntled and underpaid electrician!"
Nothing great but it's something. And I am so proud of my phone. I mistyped Sith earlier and it auto corrected it properly! It gets everything else wrong with autocorrect wrong but it knows Sith.