“Hello, master! I am B7-A4, Kuati Drive Yards onboard protocol droid! I am programmed in over three hundred thousand languages, and am capable of all forms of maintenance, ranging from ship repairs like engine calibration, weapon calibration, cleaning, and computer programming, to tasks benefiting you! I can prepare meals, freshen your air, maintain your hygiene, offer advice on your appearance, and even hold a long personal conversation about your political beliefs!” The droid said without prompt, as it stepped towards its new master.
Ha! That's so something 2V-R8 would be doing if the writers had thought of it.
Came here by way of the writers' wrant thread, actually, having seen you post there. I like it! The absence of paragraph breaks in dialogue sequences is a little hard to follow, but I do like the content. I'm especially enjoying visualizing Titus's poor beat-up gear kit.