The only problems I see with the armors is that the yellow and red outfits have duct tape holding the boots and some around the wrist. Must be uncomfortable to dance the Bollywood dances
Also the hole is too low and on the wrong side to be really usefull...
Should have taken exemple on the space cowboy bottom right: the hole in the mini skirt is perfectly positioned.
Yea it leaves the crotch area exposed but the planks sticking out of the boots and the 10 or so different colors (thx god I'm color blind) along with the tin foil hat help distract the attention.
I won't even talk about the brain dead appendages on the other space clown outfits.