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09.11.2012 , 05:15 AM | #246
(Inq spoilers)
Quote: Originally Posted by Adwynyth View Post
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A DS item my Inquisitor didn't hit?? Niselle, you failed me!


Now...Dodgeball for FalcoLombardi!

On TUESDAYS, FCD is staffed by KHEM VAL and LORD SCOURGE.


KHEM VAL: Children. It is time for a game. Do you have any suggestions?
LORD SCOURGE: If you do not, we will have to select an activity.
KHEM VAL smiles.
BABY DOC: I would like to suggest anything at all. That isn't what you're going to suggest. Um, how about a cookie-eating competition?
LORD SCOURGE: No.
BABY BROONMARK: Blllorp?
KHEM VAL: Whatever that meant, no.
BABY PIERCE: Too much talk. I say dodgeball.
BABY PIERCE grabs a squeaking BABY TALOS, curls him up, and lobs him at BABY DOC.
LORD SCOURGE: Very good.
BABY DOC dodges. BABY TALOS lands, but stays curled up tightly, whimpering. BABY SKADGE scoops him up and sends him whizzing at BABY BROONMARK. BABY TALOS hits BABY BROONMARK's fur, makes a slight indent, then bounces away harmlessly.
BABY SKADGE: Talz cheat. Even more than I can cheat.
BABY BROONMARK: Raaargh!
BABY DOC, running toward BABY TALOS: Hang in there, champ, I got kolto for the bruises. Ladies, please observe the master at work.
BABY PIERCE reaches BABY TALOS first, and throws him over to where BABY KIRA and BABY ELARA have been talking. The girls scatter. BABY BROONMARK shuffles over to recover BABY TALOS.
BABY SKADGE: No more ammo over here.
BABY SKADGE looks around, then spots BABY GUSS in his customary hiding-from-KHEM-VAL spot under one of the corner tables. BABY SKADGE grabs BABY GUSS and lobs him at BABY KIRA, but BABY TALOS, thrown by BABY BROONMARK, hits BABY GUSS midair. The two unwilling dodgeballs crash to the ground.
BABY GUSS: Are we still taking suggestions for activities? Because I'd like not this one.
BABY ELARA: I must concur.
BABY SKADGE, kicking a balled-up BABY TALOS in BABY ELARA's direction: Concur this.
BABY ELARA, scurrying aside: We have rules about projectile weapons at daycare!
BABY PIERCE: The only serious restrictions are on energy weapons. You'll recall a bunch of us lobbied to loosen up the projectile-weapons rules so we could keep the turrets on the club house.
BABY ELARA: I filed very strong objections to the weakening of those regulat-
BABY ELARA is interrupted by a faceful of flying BABY GUSS.
BABY SKADGE: Got one!
BABY PIERCE: Nice job!
BABY PIERCE high-fives BABY SKADGE with one hand, then brings the other hand around to club BABY SKADGE with BABY TALOS.
BABY DOC: That doesn’t even count, guys!
BABY PIERCE idly passes a trembling BABY TALOS from hand to hand.
BABY PIERCE: Want to talk it over, do you?
BABY DOC: Only if you put down the weaponry first.
BABY PIERCE: No deal.
BABY BROONMARK has been grooming himself for the last minute or so. Suddenly he stands up and lobs a dense furball at BABY PIERCE, knocking him over.
BABY BROONMARK: Raaargh!
The furball comes to rest near BABY SKADGE.
BABY SKADGE: I like free ammo, but I'm not touching that one.
BABY KIRA: You don't have to.
BABY KIRA runs over and, making the most intense effort face she has ever made, grabs BABY PIERCE by the waist and hoists him up, then throws him to knock BABY SKADGE over.
BABY KIRA: Doc, furball! Now!
BABY DOC: You got it, gorgeous!
BABY DOC grabs BABY BROONMARK's fur-dodge-ball and runs over to rub it in BABY PIERCE and BABY SKADGE's faces.
BABY PIERCE: Oh, yuck! Stop!
BABY SKADGE: Gaaaah, no!
BABY BROONMARK: Blllorp.
BABY DOC: Surrender, guys.
BABY PIERCE: Only if you get this furball off of me.
BABY DOC: I dunno, furball's the only guarantee I have that you'll behave.
BABY BROONMARK scoots over and sits, letting his voluminous fur cover BABY PIERCE and BABY SKADGE.
BABY BROONMARK: Blllorp.
BABY DOC: I…guess that's a guarantee for now.
BABY ELARA: Order restored. Excellent.
BABY GUSS: I'm going back to hiding now.
BABY TALOS: I'm going to go back to reading ancient Sith artifacts. It's safer.
BABY DOC: Not bad, not bad at all. We make a pretty good team, huh, Kira?
BABY KIRA: Yeah. We did.
BABY DOC: So. Smooches?
BABY KIRA: Still no.
BABY DOC: C'mon, what's it take!?
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