Y'know, when I was eight, I went out trick or treating, and one house was giving out Hostess fruit pies. A lot better than the crap most people were handing out. But by the time I'd heard about this from one of my friends, it was too late, and they were out.
This was very upsetting to me. BECAUSE I WAS EIGHT.
So now that you're 38 and on the other side of the door, preparing and stocking up for the occasion, do you look back at that 8-year old and think: "hmm, maybe I should buy double the Hostess pies so if they turn out to be a hit some kid who heard and came over just for them doesn't have to go home unhappy?"