A training sergeant handed a Canderous a rifle and told him how to shoot. Sadly, ten minutes later, there was no one left to tell him he should stop someday.
Tatooine used to be a water world, then Canderous got thirsty. Also, Manaan was a desert world until Canderous took a pit stop.
When Canderous races swoops, obstacles move out of the way.
Canderous isn't Force sensitive, the Force is Canderous sensitive.
A snake once bit Canderous. After weeks of excruciating pain, the snake died.
Now you guys try!
Hate to break it to ya, but as bad*** as Canderous was, he STILL isn't anywhere near the big leagues with Kyle Katarn, Chuck Norris, and John Williams.