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04.25.2012 , 07:46 PM | #2
Quote: Originally Posted by YoshiRaphElan View Post
A training sergeant handed a Canderous a rifle and told him how to shoot. Sadly, ten minutes later, there was no one left to tell him he should stop someday.

Tatooine used to be a water world, then Canderous got thirsty. Also, Manaan was a desert world until Canderous took a pit stop.

When Canderous races swoops, obstacles move out of the way.

Canderous isn't Force sensitive, the Force is Canderous sensitive.

A snake once bit Canderous. After weeks of excruciating pain, the snake died.

Now you guys try!
Hate to break it to ya, but as bad*** as Canderous was, he STILL isn't anywhere near the big leagues with Kyle Katarn, Chuck Norris, and John Williams.
The New Jedi Code: "Keep Calm & Carry a Lightsaber"