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03.18.2012 , 02:46 PM | #11
Quote: Originally Posted by Rayla_Felana View Post
(MODS, please excuse the suggestive profanity, I * out the actual words.)

*Masters Windu, Kolar, Fisto and Tiin burst into Anakin and Palpatine plotting the destruction of the Jedi and Yoda and hear everything they were saying.*

Palpatine: Ah Master Windu, I take it General Grievous has been destroyed then?

Windu: In the name of the galactic senate of the republic, SHUT THE **** UP!

Palpatine: I just want you to know how sorry we are that things got so ****** up with us and Master Yoda, W-we get into this thing with the best intentions for the Republic, Really, I never...

*Windu decapitates Anakin with his lightsaber.*

Oh I'm sorry did I break your concentration? I'm sorry, I didn't mean to do that, continue... you were saying something about best intentions, what's the matter? Oh...you were finished? oh well allow me to retort, What does Master Yoda look like?

Palpatine: What?

Windu: What planet are you from?

Palpatine: What?

Windu: 'What' ain't no planet i ever heard of, they speak Basic in what?

Palpatine: What?

Windu: Basic Mother ****** do you speak it?

Palpatine: Yes!

Windu: so you Know what i'm saying?

Palpatine: Yes!

Windu: Describe what master Yoda looks like!

Palpatine: Wh-what?

Windu: Say 'What' again, Say what again! I dare ya, I double dare ya Mother******, say what one more gosh darn time.

Palpatine: Well he's...short.

Windu: Go on!

Palpatine: and...green...

Windu: Does he look like a *****?

Palpatine: W...what?(Windu kicks Palpatine in the face.)

Windu: DOES-HE-LOOK-LIKE-A-*****?!?!?!

Palpatine: NOOOO!!!

Windu: Then why'd ya try to **** him like a *****?

Palpatine: I didn't!!!

Windu:Yes you did! YES YOU DID, PALPATINE!!! You tried to **** him. And Master Yoda don't like to be ****** by anybody except Mrs. Yoda.

*decapitates Sidious after a failed attempt by Sidious to kill them all with lightning*

*Cuts to end credits and Star Wars theme*
HAHAHAHA!! Windu is Yoda's hit man. Uh oh just had the image of Yoda needing to be saved from the back room some where by Bruce Willis. Poor Yoda.
Peace is a lie. There is only Passion.
Though passion I gain strength. Though strength I gain power.
Though power I gain victory.
In victory my chains are broken.