Resource Dumping for Peen is the name of my They Might Be Giants cover band.

So many don'ts. How about DO's! I prefer DOING to DON'Ting. When in Huttball, DO: 1. If you have noone to pass to and are surrounded, spontaneously take off your pants and dance. This will confuse your opponents and allow you to pass the ball easier. 2. Insist all your team-mates wear identical Darth Malak chin-plates. This is for safety reason. When you get fired up into the air by one of those air-cannons, if you land on your jaw that can really hurt. 3. As an addendum to 2, make sure your team-mates wear identical clothing. You can pick whatever you like, but remember, less is more. (Side note: Bioware, why no stylish dancer dresses for men? SEXISM HAS NO PLACE IN STAR WARS). 4. When you score, be sure to have your entire team gather around for a dance in the endzone! This builds team spirit and gets the crowd on your side. But keep the dance to less than 3 minutes, nobody likes a showboater. 5. When the match starts, form into an arrow formation and walk up the first ramp together. This will build a sense of dramatic tension that will add emotional gravitas to the epic battle to come. 6. Don't use long-range weapons! This is unsporting. The best teams use legacy punch, exclusively. 7. Come up with a good team name! Yell the team name at every opportunity. 8. Do the wave! This is usually easier if you are an all-sniper team so you can actually crouch in sequence, but it can be approximated by jumping. 9. Don't forget the math! Assemble a series of detailed statistics for every player on your team so you can quote them as needed in casual conversation. This is a great icebreaker for Cantina Roleplay. 10. And last but most important do not KICK the ball! Hutts don't have feet.

I have altered the sandwich. Pray I do not alter it any further.

There once was a gamer called Nads Who grouped with some terrible Bads In frustration she spat, YO MOMMA SO FAT SHE INSTANCED WITH HER OWN GENERAL CHAT What, I can't mom battle (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipfGPhCI3Z8)

We have the technology. GET TO DA OB/GYN

If you would turn your quest toward the Gree; inside yourself you must find coin! pay me.

Did someone say SHAKESPEAREAN SONNETS?! Alas, poor thread! I knew it, Dashto: a thread of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy: it hath entertained me a thousand times; and now, how abhorred in my imagination it is! my gorge rims at it. Here hung those words that I have read I know not how oft. Where be your gibes now? your gifs? your memes? your flashes of merriment, that were wont to set the server on a roar? Not one now, to mock your own grinning? quite alt-fallen? Now get you to our mumble server, and tell all, let them post an inch thick, to this favour they must come; make us laugh at that.

You just have to get inside the mind of the hard-core PVP motivator. They know how to pull you up by your own bootstraps through the art of verbal abuse. PVPMotivatorBob: You suck! Your mom sucks! And she smells! PVPNoob: But… no… I love my mother, why would you even say that? PVPMotivatorBob: That's right! I said it! And she's probably hypertensive! With milky cataracts in her eyes! PVPNoob: That's not true, she's the most beautiful woman in the PVPMotivatorBob: And even with all that, she STILL WOULDN'T HAVE LET THEM CAP THAT TURRET, WOULD SHE? PVPNoob: (crying) No… I don't know… why are you yelling at me, I don't want to be here PVPMotivatorBob: SHUT UP AND LOOK AT YOURSELF IN YOUR MONITOR GLASS LOOK AT YOURSELF RIGHT NOW! PVPNoob: I … what's going on, I only wanted to help PVPMotivatorBob: NOW SLAP YOURSELF! PVPNoob: (sound of slapping) Ow, ow PVPMotivatorBob: YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO? DO IT AGAIN! PVPNoob: (sound of slapping) It hurts, it hurts PVPMotivatorBob: DARN RIGHT IT HURTS! THATS HOW IT HURTS ME WHEN YOU LOSE A NODE! DO YOU WANT TO HURT ME? PVPNoob: (crying) No, I just want to be your friend, please stop making me hurt myself PVPMotivatorBob: YOU WANT TO BE MY FRIEND NOOB? PVPNoob: Yes, yes, please it's all I've ever wanted is to PVPMotivatorBob: THEN GET OUT THERE AND GET ANGRY! CAP THAT TURRET! PVPNoob: grrrr PVPMotivatorBob: I CAN'T HEAR YOU! PVPNoob: GRRRRR! PVPMotivatorBob: LOUDER NOOB! PVPNoob: GRARHARHGHLARHLHBBLE! PVPMotivatorBob: THAT'S IT! NOW GO GET THAT TURRET AND oh they three capped us, gg, next time we'll get them, everyone MPV me plz PVPNoob: Wait… wait NO IT CAN'T BE OVER I'M READY TO KILL THINGS (PVPMotivatorBob has left the Warzone) PVPNoob: NOOOOOOOOoooo

1. A 31 point skill in the Mercenary heal tree that when pressed a. Stuns all enemies within 10m for 12 seconds; b. Clears all Mezz/Root/CC; c. Simulcasts Orbital Strike/Death from Above/Freighter Flyby centered on caster; d. Launches the Party Jawa ... what? OP? Pft. 2. Guild Sarlacc Pits 3. TIE-FIGHTER/XWING style FREE EXPLORABLE SPACE. 4. SANDPEOPLE GUN-WAVING EMOTE + SOUND EFFECT.

I FEEL SHOCKED! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84cwztN3nms

HI MY NAME IS EMAS AND I LIKE FLAMETHROWERS AND HEAVY ARMOR AND BEING FOCUS FIRED Thanks so much for this. I'm very noobish about the min/max aspect of the game (what mods to get, where to get ingredients, etc etc) and all of this is gold. Strategy wise at least it sounds like I'm on the right track so that's heartening!

Awesome, I will peruse!

If anyone can point me to any good Mercenary PVP healing build/guide resources I'd love it. Most of the time when I'm looking the info's either several patches old or can be summarized as LOL WHY WOULD YOU TRY HEALING AS A MERC NUB REROLL SORC and I am stubborn and I like mercs so sue me.

Some great tips, especially "As you can see, I try to bind keys to similar types of abilities if they aren’t exactly the same. It’s important to keep this kind of consistency to make sure that when you’re learning to play a new alt, the essential keys are still familiar to you and you can hit them without thinking." THIS THIS THIS OMG THIS. I am still getting used to my new G600 mouse, and I think I'm a little faster than I used to be. But the hardest thing when learning new keybinds is sticking with it. You will suck more than you ever did when you're learning a new setup. It takes time to learn muscle memory and more time to have that be your default action when under pressure in PVP. My biggest struggle is unbinding the keyboard turning keys. Got to force that. Back in ye olde olde days I used to play Doom using the arrow keys and ctrl to fire. Using a mouse? HERESY. In my day, huttball up hill both ways in the snow, and we were lucky, etc.