Come join Sanctus today, now with two scoops of maple syrupy Canadians!

If raiding four times a week and having a PvP night just isn't enough for you, we also have several bunnies, kittens and puppies currently in our possession. Now legally, I can't confirm or deny what may or may not happen to these little furry bundles of cuteness should you not apply today, but let's just say...their safety is in your hands. Our "caretakers" only have so much patience, and without new members coming in to keep them happy, who's to say what may happen to our loveable little friends? Fate can be cruel, so do your part to help out and earn some good Karma by applying today! *No animals were harmed in the making of this post....yet

With the new update looming, join now to be fully geared and ready to go for the new raid when it launches. Who needs punch and pie when you can get brand new shiny gear? PS You'll get punch and pie anyway...so you can look fabulous while eating; unless you eat too much, then you won't be able to squeeze into your armor and you'll probably die as a result.. Moral of the story; everything is good in moderation, don't consume too much punch and pie.

We finally have more supplies of punch and pie in stock, so join now while it's still fresh. Let's face it, fresher is better. You could join in a week or two and eat moldy pie, but that's not good for anyone. If you wait any longer, it's just going to get flat out dangerous to eat the maggot infested pie and drink the punch that's probably fermented into some kind of deathahol. So join now so you don't die later!

Due to the holiday rush, we're fresh out of punch and pie; so, while we restock our supplies, we're offering for a limited time to new recruits Super Secret Awesome Mystery Boxes! Just tell them Tak referred you when you join to receive your special prize! "What's inside?" you might ask, but no one knows, that's the super secret awesome mystery! It could be anything from a bag of dog crap to 10 million credits and everything in between! Join now to discover the awesome mystery awaiting you! Disclaimer: Your Super Secret Awesome Mystery Box will not contain 10 million credits.

Act fast, supplies of punch and pie are starting to run low, but due to a shipping error we have just enough left to last through the holidays. Hurry up and claim your share while you still can. Still twice the punch and pie at half the carbs!

For a limited time only we're offering twice the punch and pie with half the carbs!! That's two pies and two glasses of punch for the same carbs as one! Don't worry about how we do it, just come and enjoy the punch and pie! Join today while supplies last!

Join Sanctus today! ...punch and pie