8/27 here ...... woot, I just got another email saying that my ancient WoW account has been hacked .... again, and I should go to BlizzardWOWaccountChinaGoldFarmer.com to straighten it out.

I don't have a dog ........ I have a cat. If you told me a day in advance you were going to shave my cat ........ I'd sell tickets.