You should come over to my restaurant. During the course of your meal somewhere right in the middle of you talking to the rest of your party I'll take a big heaping steaming **** right on your plate. If you say anything about it at all I'll equate you to my 7 year old child for being a whiner and just trying to make a fuss. It'll be fun. By your logic you should just walk right out the door without saying a word.