Mary bought a little game,
Its forums were full of trolls,
and when she would log in,
the patcher would say no,
she tried her EGA one day,
wasting time like a fool,
She said "nah screw it",
'Cos Decemberists are cool
Ever get that feeling where your stomach feels fine but you just know when you drop a deuce it'll cramp up and you'll spray yesterdays dinner everywhere? I got it now