Team up quitters with each other and against non-quitter teams. This way non quitter teams can play against a team that is likely to quit and gets the easier win. The quitters have to play with a team of people that are likely to quit and are forced to endure lots of quits. The only way to get out of quitter purgatory is to play through to the end of a few matches with the quitters.

If anything reading this thread has made me realize how dumb it was to spend all those credits leveling up artiface and that even post nerf, biochem is the way to go.