Good evening. I’m sure most of you are aware of the fact that Sir Copperfield and Sir Marty are Gaming Legends and I was knighted by them because I have proven myself to be a Gaming Legend as well.
My name is Sir Coffee and I am a Gaming Legend who has been playing video games since 1996. I could name all of my Gaming accomplishments but nobody wants to read a book so let’s get onto business.
Recently, I have been called a “Princess”, a “little girl”, a “dog” and accused of not actually being a Gaming Legend. My feelings have been hurt and I apologize for breaking this horrible news but I have decided to take a break and work on preparing myself for a 2024 bid to be the president of the U.S. After I am elected and serve my terms, I will return to the forums and work as hard as possible to inspire everybody to get along with one another and embrace the Power of Friendship which will Make the Forums Great Again!
No amount of apologies can undo my decision and I just want to thank the developer team, the community and of course, the great Gaming Legends Sir Marty and Sir Copperfield for accepting me as an apprentice that was able to become a renowned Gaming Legend.