Dear Darth Slaine,
I have always noticed that followers of your "religion" have always gone for the dark and gritty look. While that does look intimidating and all that, it does seem a little cliche and kinda obvious that you are a Sith, you know? Perhaps some Sith could look into wearing bright and cheerful colors? It would certainly throw your enemies off, what do you think?
Signed, Caewen Renn, Bounty Hunter
P.S: If you know anyone interested in buying a slightly used, but top quality protocol droid. Could you send them my way? The damn thing is driving me crazy with his constant greetings.