1. Please tell us a little about yourself. Why do you want to be a part of the Czerka family? I'm megalomaniacal with a touch of insanity. Also I love credits. 2. At Czerka, we pride ourselves on our accomplishments. Please name three of your accomplishments that you are most proud of. (Please do not include family milestones such as marriages or the birth of your children.) First, I poisoned my Sith mentor and took credit for developing a devastating strain of dysentery. Second, I assisted in developing a highly caustic poison for some Nal Hutta gang members. Then I engineered it to be highly reactive upon contact with that world's atmosphere. You can infer for yourselves the chaos that took place. Third, but certainly not least, I 'accidentally' burnt three dozen law enforcement officials with my starship's engines when it became clear that they simply would not stop banging on my door. 3. How did you go about achieving the accomplishments above. Would you say you would do "whatever it takes" for success? I poisoned my superiors, took credit for their work, stepped on my subordinates...like any good, highly ambitious and morally ambivalent person should. 4. Would you say you have a strong moral compass? Do you think this could get in the way of your job, should you be asked to do something...questionable? Morals? Morals are for people who, unlike us, see the galaxy as full of bunnies and happiness and love. 5. You are about to enjoy our wide variety of complimentary cocktails and snacks, when you notice that your esteemed colleague's newest experiment is likely to break out of their confines while you are gone. How would you handle this situation? First, poison my colleague's drink while he's not looking. Then, film the experiment's rampage and sell it back to Czerka.