Congratulations, you have no idea how TCP/IP works.
I currently get 170-200 ping to TOR servers [via a direct connection, no magic servers needed] and the only way that will actually get any lower is if the servers are physically moved closer to us.
(Unless your 'high speed internet' can somehow break the speed of light.)
PS: The reason that using an SSH proxy to connect to wow made things seem faster was because of the TCP algorithm they used.