Yep. The Eraidu Valorums hated the Tarkins. Selenial's turn!

I'm almost inclined to call shenanigans on that one, but well played. Is it my turn? If so, then: Some members of House Valorum, one of the most prolific political dynasties in galactic history, had a long and bitter feud with the family of which character from the films?

Are you an angel? He then bemoans it as the worst line he's ever used, and then talks about almost being in the Jedi Knight series.

Uh, okay. Taking the Rise of the Empire era as defined by Wookiepedia, starting about 1000 BBY, I'm going to shoot in the dark here and say that it's a trick question. In 26 ABY, one of the oldest worldships was less than a thousand years old. (Thanks, Wookiepedia!) So I'm going to hazard an answer of... The Yuuzhan Vong. *Winces in anticipation of being hilariously wrong*

Well, they have their own set of problems, from what I can see. http://downdetector.com/status/mediacom-communications

I'm just glad my home ISP is Verizon.

It's an AT&T problem, everyone. I guess we should put the pitchforks down. http://downdetector.com/status/att

Same problem here. Also on AT&T, if that narrows it down.

Can I haz your requisition? But yeah, if you quit things because you don't feel one thing was adequately fitted to your interests, well... Have fun with that.

**▲ ▲*▲ What do I win?

/sign

Wait. What kind of promise?

Fine. you promise not to run away?

E-coli

You keep out of this, you're in a bag. *runs away with winzscottbag*