Pfft. Everyone knows that you CANNOT convey sarcasm through text.

Remember when you stopped for space gas for the Defender and DID NOT ask for directions? You are about to.

Mindless sky firing or strategic bird removal?

Moob jiggle or bust.

So my mind went the complete opposite direction and I thought of Garza in a dancer outfit... 'Cause apparently my brain hates itself.

Jiggle done in moderation please. My Jedi wants a little bounce not black eyes.

I can tell you my not favorite planet. Taris. Blow that **** up again please.

"In other news, game related suicide rates skyrocket as sarcastic yet fabulous droid ridicules players in the new online game Star Wars: The Old Republic. When asked why this would happen, the only response we got was: "Master, your channel has low viewership. I suggest upping your ratings or finding a new job." More at 11."

Qyzen? You cannot forget the Sniper Stick with its amazing aim attribute. Gotta love that about him too. Long range face pokes for everyone!

I was going to say menstruating but I guess that would be wrong too. On the flip, I actually do know, but that is neither here nor there. And Troopers really are quite the class gents, I must say. Only a true sophisticate could shoot a gun that instead of bullets fired little stick men with top hats, monocles, and wine. "Hmm, quite. Also, BANG! My good sir."

Sometimes I cannot believe I am not forum banned, but that is neither here nor there...

I would tell you in a vast and intricate string of emotes but I have places to be so I will just say this: 'Cause we can.

That would, I dare say, be the final nail in the GTN's coffin.

It is kind of like Sweet Baby GTN asked for attention in a kind and loving manner then Big Daddy BioWare got drunk and shouted she was adopted while weeping softly and smacking her with a bar of soap stuffed into a sock.

Well, I love you buddy.