*Makes like a Rodian in a Hutts treasure room and VANISHES!*

Join the Dark Side... We have cookies.

thank you for everything!

Rats.... Foiled again! *Wraps self in tin foil and plops a tin foil hat on head*

nope, still 68, though I claim the 69 first post spot

Two bacteria walk into a pub. The barkeep sees the pair and immediately pulls a gun, "Get out, we don't serve your kind here!" The bacteria look at one another for a moment before one responds, "No, you don't understand. We work here. We're staph!"

Ooooooooh.... "The answer to life, the universe and everything.... is 42." - Deep Thought

Ok, seriously... I just had a flashback to when cartoons were actually entertaining. First was Mighty Mouse "Here I come to save the day!" followed by several various cartoon heros battle-crying "Never fear.... (enter your choice of names) is here!"

Wait... Santa isn't real? But... But I have a Christmas speeder and snowballs and everything....

Yep, we know, been down for about 5 hours now

So, this sober Irishman walks out of a pub....

*Pulls a classic Monty Python* "Run away! Run away! Run away!"

KUDOS! Amazingly brilliant idea! And I'm not being a jerk, I love that you've promoted reading and creativity! THANK YOU!

*Runs amok waving hands overhead while screaming hysterically* "The Jawas are coming! The Jawas are coming!"

Keep in mind also, Eric is posting on several forums as well trying to keep ALL the masses happy with information. Can't fault him for attempting it, but unfortunately, can't be everywhere all at once.