"Troll".... "It". I was trying to be generous and lend you a helping hand. Not only am I a Gaming Legend, but I was in the best PvP guilds on The Fatman and Prophecy of The Five.

My main class is a Scoundrel. I can put you on the path to becoming a Gaming legend if you want.

Good evening. I’m sure most of you are aware of the fact that Sir Copperfield and Sir Marty are Gaming Legends and I was knighted by them because I have proven myself to be a Gaming Legend as well. My name is Sir Coffee and I am a Gaming Legend who has been playing video games since 1996. I could name all of my Gaming accomplishments but nobody wants to read a book so let’s get onto business. Recently, I have been called a “Princess”, a “little girl”, a “dog” and accused of not actually being a Gaming Legend. My feelings have been hurt and I apologize for breaking this horrible news but I have decided to take a break and work on preparing myself for a 2024 bid to be the president of the U.S. After I am elected and serve my terms, I will return to the forums and work as hard as possible to inspire everybody to get along with one another and embrace the Power of Friendship which will Make the Forums Great Again! No amount of apologies can undo my decision and I just want to thank the developer team, the community and of course, the great Gaming Legends Sir Marty and Sir Copperfield for accepting me as an apprentice that was able to become a renowned Gaming Legend.

Donald Trump

Donald Trump is a good man and would make an excellent president and Gaming Legend. How dare you call me a "little boy". You are currently speaking to Sir Coffee who was knighted by Sir Marty and Sir Copperfield. I will give you one chance to apologize to me right now or else I will be forced to ban you from my guild.

It's understandable that you're shaking in your boots while you're in our presence. We are Gaming Legends and if you work hard, maybe you can be knighted by one of us someday.

I have had enough of you people disrespecting Sir Marty. Anybody who disrespects Sir Marty, Sir Copperfield, or myself will be banned from my guild.

Apologize to Sir Marty right now.

Show me the respect that I deserve or I will ban you from my guild.

They can't switch the engine without starting over.

^ This.

I think it would work better because of balance issues and other stuff.

I have to admit, that would be cool. I'm not sure what they're capable of doing but I hope they implement something like this. It would be a cool addition to the game.

What if they could do that thing in WoW where it would change the weapon's appearance so it looks like another weapon? I think it's called Transmogrification but I'm not 100% sure if that's the name.

This seems like he was "Interested" in you. I have to say that this is still a better love story than twilight. As for the "carebear" question, no... you weren't being a carebear here.