Every time Khem mentions he's going to eat you, take a drink.
Every time Dark Side Jaesa gets all *****, take a drink.
Every time you hear Broonmark's voice, take a drink.
Every time someone complains about Skadge, take a drink. (Be careful with this one.)
Every time you regret creating Khem Zash instead of keeping your Morose Monster. (I became an alcoholic with this one.)