Every time you see a level 55 with under 25k HP, take 3 shots and request a duel with them
Every time you see someone wearing gear with a different main stat, take 2 shots (death may insue)
Every time someone calls the Rakghoul plague "Space Aids", take a shot
Every time someone complains that the unlocks (unify colors, etc) are more than F2P can even have, chug the bottle and smash it into your moniter then go to bed and cry yourself to sleep